Saturday, July 25, 2026

The source of gravity, inertia, and time

Let’s begin with the formula. We assume there is a field of potential energy, from which all other energies are withdrawn. It has a large but finite constant value (U₀) at every point. The potential energy at a point outside a particle is the total potential energy minus the total energy of the particle (E) divided by the distance (r) from the particle in relation to the radius of the particle (r₀).

U = U₀ - E(r₀/r), where r ≥ r₀.

If we take the gradient (slope) of this curve, we get acceleration, which we call gravity. The instantaneous acceleration (over the minimum possible time, t₀) at a point is a velocity, as a fraction of the speed of light. This determines the Lorentz alpha factor at that point, which is the subjective passage of time. The faster you go, the slower you perceive time passing. Perceived time is to speed as cosine is to sine. (This is the fundamental relationship of Special Relativity. Yes, it really is just the Pythagorean Theorem.)

The energy gradient inside a particle ( a fixed amount unless altered by external gradients) is the particle’s own velocity (instantaneous acceleration), which determines its alpha factor. Below we have a stationary (red) particle of mass energy 0.25U₀ being accelerated to the left (dashed green) by an external gradient (blue).

Notice the blue curve is not affected by the particle at all. Locally, energy is not conserved. (However, our test particle creates a gradient which accelerates the particle causing the blue curve, so the total system balances.) Also notice how the acceleration is not influenced by the particle’s own mass/energy. Drop a feather and a hammer on the airless moon, and they both fall the same way.

Notice also that the particle is accelerated by the external gradient, but then retains this acceleration. This is why the Schwarzschild equation has two factors in the direction towards the attractive body: one for time (enormous, but decreases with speed), and one for space (minuscule, but increases with speed). Time flows much, much faster than distance does for relatively slow moving bodies, so the accumulated acceleration is much, much more of a factor than the instantaneous push of local acceleration. Light has double the expected curvature near the surface of the sun because it’s travelling distance r₀ in time t₀, so the internal and external accelerations are equal. Mercury orbits the sun a tiny bit faster than expected because it’s traveling so very quickly, and even more quickly nearest the sun. Also, the gradient across the diameter of a particle is always greater than at the central point. However, this difference is only really noticeable as you get close to the attractive body and the slope increases. Newton was fooled by the small angle approximation, which holds in everyday experience.

A highly observant reader might notice that these curves are somewhat different from the accepted values in General Relativity. (At the surface of the Earth and Sun, the values predicted differ at the ninth non-zero digit, a quantity several orders of magnitude smaller than current measurement errors.) Schwarzschild based his equation on the escape velocity of a particle approaching a body. At r = 1, this can be greater than the body’s own energy, which is nonsensical. However, the accelerated particle reaches the speed of light at distance r = 2 from a black hole mass, at which point the two particles impact each other (each having a radius of 1) and stop, there being no more energy to draw from. (You can’t have less than zero energy remaining in the field.) So, it’s not actually a contradiction. It’s merely incorrect to assume the energy of a body can be more than the actual energy of the body, and that the energy of a body can be more than the available energy. To give him credit, the concept of fields had yet to be invented, and energy still isn’t a well defined concept more than a century later.

Yes, every particle has the same radius r₀, with an inside and outside separated by a discontinuity. Why? Because Planck and Heisenberg said so. So does the geometry of 1/r, its derivative, and its integral. When combined with the finite total energy of U₀, this prevents infinities and singularities. A black hole is a thin region of maximal energy density surrounding a spheroid of zero potential energy.

You might have noticed the energy gradient (units: kg m²/s²) is being measured over a distance (m) in a time (s).  That gives momentum (kg m/s).  The mass (kg) is somewhat unimportant, as we convert it directly to energy (E = m c²).  It has no gradient, but it does take up an important amount of space, defining the size and shape of a particle!  And empty space has no mass, and thus no momentum.  So we can redefine energy (anyrgy?) for our purposes to ignore the kilograms and be simply /s².  

Empty space has energy gradients, and given the fixed speed of light and the fixed size of a particle, these gradients directly correlate to velocity.  However, we aren't truly adding velocities.  We are adding energy gradients.  They're not the same thing, although they appear to be at low energies.  The small angle approximation strikes again!

What are U₀, r₀, and t₀? I don’t know. A good guess is that they are based on the Planck units. If so, then U₀ ≈ 1.9561×109 J, r₀ ≈ 1.616255(18)×10−35 m, and t₀ ≈ 5.391247(60)×10−44 s.

Friday, July 24, 2026

Door handedness and swing

Today’s nearly useless except when it’s absolutely necessary bit of knowledge:

Doors are normally described as they look and function from outside the room the door protects.

  • Visible hinges on the left = left handed (LH) door, as you open it with your left hand, handle points to the left, door swings to the left.

  • Visible hinges on the right = right handed (RH) door, as you open it with your right hand, handle points to the right, door swings to the right.

  • Door opens towards you = standard (no modifier). Hinges are on your side.

  • Door opens away from you = reverse(R). Hinges are on the other side of the door.

A door with the hinges facing you on the left side of the door, handle on the right, door swinging open towards you and to the left, is a left-handed (LH) door. The same door as viewed from the opposite side would be right-handed reverse (RHR).

Friday, July 17, 2026

Pumpkin Muffins

    I’ve been making pumpkin mini-muffins for decades. Everybody loves them. Nobody else ever seems to make them. I have no idea why. They’re great any time of year.

    This recipe uses a large (29-30 oz) can of pumpkin, and makes around 8 dozen mini-muffins. Cut recipe in half for a small can (14.5 oz). For a moister (also chewier and more pumpkiny) small batch, use a small can and a half. Yes, you can use cans of pumpkin pie filling to punch up the flavor level. Yes, you can add a half teaspoon of pumpkin pie spice. Play with the recipe. Make it your own.

Dry ingredients

4 cups all purpose flour

2 cups sugar (yes, I know sugar is generally consider to be “wet”)

1 tsp salt

2 tsp cinnamon

1/2 tsp nutmeg

1/2 tsp allspice

1/4 tsp clove

1 tsp baking soda

2 tsp baking powder

1 standard bag of chips (chocolate and/or peanut butter, or butterscotch)


Wet ingredients

1/4 cup milk (activates the baking soda) (I use vanilla almond ‘milk’.)

1 cup vegetable oil

1 large can pumpkin

1/2 tsp vanilla extract


Preheat oven to 375° F.

Mix dry. Mix wet. Mix the two together until thoroughly combined.

Spoon into generously oiled (cooking spray) mini-muffin tins.

Bake in the middle of the oven for 13-14 minutes.

Let cool for 10-15 minutes before removing from the tin onto a wire rack.

Store in a sealed container to retain moisture. (Pumpkin will stain some plastics.)


    This started out as a cookie recipe, back in the dim and hazy mists of time. You can make regular sized muffins by increasing the cooking time to 20-25 minutes.

Thursday, June 18, 2026

Enforced Errors

We in my neighborhood have been having massive problems with Amazon deliveries for the last month. Somebody finally stopped the Amazon delivery driver and asked him what changed. Why are so many (nearly all) packages being delivered to the wrong houses?

Back on May first, Amazon rolled out a new delivery app to their drivers. It shows where each package is to be delivered. The drivers are tracked, and their tablets record and report back via the app where each package went.

None of the delivery locations match up with the addresses on the packages. The driver knows this. The app doesn’t care. His boss will fire him if he delivers to the actual address instead of where the app tells him to.

This is what happens when the platform decay of technology interacts with the bureaucratic mindset. Everybody in the field knows the system is broken. Nobody in management cares. Amazon makes its money selling digital services these days. Actually delivering physical goods to customers is a side business relegated to the low performing managers.

Short Suspense

Once upon a time in the Army, our masters at V Corps in Germany would produce a memo every Tuesday, instructing all subordinate units what was expected and required of them the by Friday of following week. This memo would be duplicated, with appropriate numbers of copies placed in each directly subordinate unit’s mailbox cubby.

Our Brigade would pick up their mail on Mondays. (Notice that Monday, in this context, falls nearly a week after Tuesday.) They would then place our memo in our cubby in their mailroom. 40 miles away from us. I picked up our mail on Thursdays, and returned it to our Battalion in the afternoon.

Thursday is Sergeant’s Time, when every unit closed early, by decree of the Corps Commander.

Every Friday morning, the Platoons were told by the Companies what they had to get done before close of business. This normally consisted of a whole series of tasks that were generally expected to take 2 or maybe 3 days to accomplish.

Every week went the same. Every Friday was a madhouse of stress and pulling things from our posteriors to satisfy arbitrary requirements in insanely short timeframes.

We got good at it. We got really good at it.

One year, the Corps held an awards ceremony, inviting every major subunit (Battalion and above) commander. We eventually received our invitation to this gathering, along with our award, a week after it occurred. Go figure.

We received a unique, double-sided award plaque. On one side was an award for being the best unit in the Corps at making things up as we went along. On the other side was an award for being the worst unit in the entire Corps at planning anything in advance.

Tuesday, June 16, 2026

Random means "We have no idea."

What quantum mechanics leaves out of its "randomness is fundamental" picture is the state of the entire rest of the universe.  Equations for quantum states generally cover only one or a very low number of particles, interacting (or not) with a very limited environment.  The equations leave out the near-infinitude of states required by the generator to create the particles in question.  They completely ignore the near-infinitude of states required for the detector to function.  They ignore as irrelevant the near-infinitude of states of the surrounding apparatus.

Why?  Because the math is much, much too hard, and the measurements are essentially impossible to make to the precision required.  Therefore, "randomness is fundamental to the quantum mechanical process!"


Copenhagen Interpretation delenda est!

Sunday, June 14, 2026

Flag Day

You're a grand old flag
You're a high flying flag
And forever in peace may you wave

You're the emblem of
The land I love
The home of the free and the brave

Every heart beats true
'Neath the red, white and blue
Where there's never a boast or brag

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
Keep your eye on the grand old flag!