Thursday, February 2, 2017

Brexit is moving forwards!

In honor of the British Parliament moving forward with implementing the will of the people, I will now shamelessly borrow from LTC(R) Tom Kratman.

To be sung to the tune of Beethoven's 'Ode to Joy'.

Fuck the European Union
Fuck the Hague and ICC
Fuck their rules and regulations
Fuck the whole bureaucracy
Asshats, bastards, cowards, dimwits
Excrement-feasting gallows bait
Hang the swine higher than Haman
Ignorant jackasses! Knaves!
Watch them purge the bent banana.
See your taxes rise and rise.
See your nations fall to ruin.
Watch as every freedom dies.
Lick-ass morons, nincompoops, oh,
Pity the quagmire these reds made.
Sycophants and thieves, the whole crew,
Underworked and overpaid.
Friday mornings EUnachs sign in
To ensure their holidays
Are paid for by lesser beings
Free men call these beings “slaves.”
To the lampposts, Europeans,
Tie the knots and toss the ropes,
Fit the nooses, haul the free ends
Stand back, watch the bastards choke.

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